October 23, 2017
This morning that nasty piece of work, Megyn Kelly, called that great American Bill O’Reilly a liar on her new NBC show, Megyn Kelly Falls on Her Fat Face.
How would she know? Does she have a penis? You need a penis to know if someone is lying. The penis functions as a kind of divining rod—or Divine rod—moving up and down, this way and that as it seeks out the lie.
That’s what penises are good for and why women need men. Often the penis is attached to the one who is lying, but experts say this is very rare.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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