Long Story Short

March 8, 2018

I know you’re all wondering about this Stormy Daniels thing. Can I grab some great pussy or what?

Why are my lawyers trying so hard to gag her? (Back in the day, I knew how to gag her, that I can tell you.) Because she has dick pix of me. And, believe me, if they are released they will make almost every American man feel bad.

So I’m doing this as a public service, which explains why I just sent a $130,000 bill to the U.S. Treasury.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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