Let the Games Begin!

Jared vs. Bannon

May 29, 2017

Appropriate, isn’t it, that on Memorial Day I’m about to create a war room? You bet.

But first things first. I have announced the start of the Hunger Games sudden death round, with Jared Kushner, CEO of SMARM Enterprises, going up against Steve Bannon for the post of wartime consigliere. One of them will be out—and out for good.

Steve is off to an early lead by having Breitbart start new sections on Jewish Crime, Son-in-Law Crime and, naturally, Jewish Son-in-Law Crime. Jared’s response? He announced book deals to write about Rich on Poor Crime and Landlord on Tenant Crime.

I don’t know, Jared, that sounds pretty lame for an allegedly smart guy like you. Maybe you could have Steve move into one of your rodent-infested, raw-sewage-filled apartments. That oughta disorient him.

Super Baby DonDon will keep you posted.

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Andrew Feinberg

Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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