February 7, 2017
Favorite wingman Roger Ailes told me I should have nominated Bill Cosby for secretary of education—after all, the man has a doctorate in education and isn’t a religious loon—but I said, “Roger, you fat ugly pussy-grabbing asshole, that would never fly.”
But if Dr. Cosby had given each Republican senator, like, fifty bucks, it would have. Who knew? And if I had Bill Cosby in the cabinet, I wouldn’t have had to nominate Dr. Fruit Salad to head HUD to prove how much I love the blacks.
Super Baby DonDon won’t make this mistake again.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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