Buggers

Bugging

March 5, 2017

This is beyond outrage! Super Baby DonDon has discovered a bugging device in that holiest of sanctuaries, his executive bathroom for one—aka the throne room—at his Trump Tower office. And we know this potty mike was placed by the sick Kenyan Muslim bathroom bugger-in-chief.

Forget about Lyndon Johnson or Andrew Johnson—this is about the privacy of my johnson! And we know what ex-president Bugger was trying to find, don’t we?

But, folks, I can assure you, no chickens were choked in the making of this administration. I mean, there was no need. We had hot and cold running Eastern European escorts all over the place. Christ, that’s how Steve Bannon, his rabid minions and all Breitbart reporters were paid. That’s our real immigration policy.

Oh, that information is classified?

Oopsie.

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Andrew Feinberg

Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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