January 29, 2018 Tune in tomorrow to watch the SOTU and, sitting right next to Melania, will be another of the world’s great eastern Europeans! Vlad’s horse will be sitting
Author: Andrew Feinberg
Baby DonDon Taking a Nap Now
January 21, 2018 Super Baby DonDon went to the Women’s March yesterday and got absolutely no pussy. From people wearing pussy hats. Very frustrating. And unfair. So, people, Baby DonDon
Porn Stars Are Like Sheep. They Lie.
January 19, 2018 So Stormy Daniels allegedly said I liked to be spanked with a copy of Forbes that had a picture of me and two of my kids on
Normay? Again with the Normay?
January 17, 2018 So some evil Dems and eviler Satan-worshipping fake news cucks are attacking my head of Homeland Security, Kristjen Nielsen, for testifying that she didn’t know that Norway
Me and Stalin?
January 15, 2018 So Jeff Flake is comparing me to Joseph Stalin. No, I say, no. I did not collude with Stalin. Stalin is Russian, so no collusion. I did
Hey, Hey, Hey MLK!
January 15, 2018 We’ve made some big menu changes here at the WHITE House to honor Martin Luther King, Jr. Going for some KFC instead of McDonald’s today. Yeah, baby.
White Goddess
January 14, 2018 I thought I was the whitest person in America, but have you checked out Kirstjen Nielsen, my head of Homeland Security? The woman’s ancestry is, like, 277%
Welcome, Norwegicomes!!
January 12, 2018 I am so mad at being misquotationed yesterday. No one values stupid, black, diseased immigrants more than I do. I love the diseased!! I did not say
A Trail of Dead Bodies
January 10, 2018 Was watching Rachel Madcow on MSNBC last night and she said that in his testimony Glenn Simpson of Fusion GPS said one person has already been killed
I am a Staybill JeanYes
January 6, 2018 I am not a chyeld. Not chyeld! Not chyeld!! Not a freakin’ chyeld!!! Was a chyeld, then became JeanYes. Was so staybill got sent to military school.
You must be logged in to post a comment.