January 5, 2018 People, I have the best lemons. Also the most lemons. Actually, nothing but lemons. Speaking of lemons, we learn in Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury that both
Month: January 2018
How Many Ways Can You Say I’m Stupid?
January 4, 2018 The Michael Wolff book proves that my people have the best words. Otherwise, how do you explain their skill at finding synonyms to the word “dumb?”
Oh, This Is Really, Really, Really Bad
January 3, 2018 So Steve “The President” Bannon is quoted in this new Michael Wolff book called Fire and Fury (hey, he’s quoting me, which must mean I’m really important)
Great New Idea
January 3, 2018 So I just told that fat ugly midget asswipe Rocket Putz that my nuclear button was bigger. My big new idea is that every day from now
Because I Can, Baby
January 2, 2018 Started great new tradition yesterday. Went around to all Mar-a-Lago members and guests and said, “How do like those tax cuts?” When they said, “Totally awesome, Super
Happy F-ing New Year
January 1, 2018 So I was happy for about 17 seconds today. Then I read the Palmer Report (http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/heres-who-all-is-going-to-prison-in-2018/7061/). If you forward this to anybody, I’ll have you killed. So
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