September 9, 2016 So two things have happened since the Commander-in-Chief Forum Wednesday night. First, people are killing me over the nice things I said about Vladdy Putin. They’re hammering
Month: September 2016
I Reduced Them All to Rubble
September 8, 2016 Did you see Baby DonDon last night at the Commander-in-Chief forum? Was I awesome or what? I shlonged Hillary but good. She’s a total mess and it’ll
I’m Better at Corruption than Crooked Hillary!
September 7, 2016 My people and I are so sick of reading about Crooked Hillary’s foundation emails. The emails keep going back and forth about access and meetings and introductions,
Well, It Depends What Your Definition of “Crook” Is
September 6, 2016 So the Huffington Post has a piece today accusing Baby DonDon of ripping off Republican donors by charging sky-high rates—sometimes nine times what a non-Trump property would
A New Sheriff in Town
September 6, 2016 So you probably know that President Barack Hussein Hussein Hussein Obama got dissed repeatedly during his trip to Asia. No one would dare treat Baby DonDon that
The Coming Mount Rushmore Renovation
September 5, 2016 See, I told you I could look presidential. Do I look good up there or what? I love how my hair almost hits Abe Lincoln in the
I Feel the Love
September 4, 2016 I know you follow this site because you love Baby DonDon. Baby DonDon appreciates that. So the obvious question is: how much money should you give to
In the Hood with Dr. Fruit Salad
September 3, 2016 What a day! Baby DonDon got to tour Detroit with Dr. Fruit Salad himself, Ben Carson. We visited Ben’s childhood home, which is not exactly a Trump
Loco Like a Fox
September 1, 2016 Can this Baby DonDon pivot? And then pivot back? Sometimes I amaze myself. I know you want the inside story of my meeting with Mexican President Pena
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