September 20, 2016 First, I want to pass on a Russian recipe for Penne Putinesca. Bring two quarts of borscht to a boil, then put in a pound of penne.
Month: September 2016
Unfair–and So, So Stupid
September 17, 2016 Help! Help! Help! Baby DonDon is hurt and confused. So yesterday I retracted my birther horse plop and now the media, led by the New York End
Media Sex Creep of the Year
September 16, 2016 We all need a break from the birther crap and Baby DonDon will give you an amazing one. You’ll be a fly on the wall for
Pimping the Media
September 16, 2016 So right after my birther announcement this morning, Roland Martin went on MSNBC and said I had “pimped the media.” He was wrong. I actually triple-pimped the
I Am a Con ARTIST
September 15, 2016 Between the lies and the sarcasm, Baby DonDon sometimes gets philosophical. Lots of people say I lie almost all the time. They call Baby DonDon a con
What Makes Scammy Run?
September 14, 2016 Folks, I am so honored. Baby DonDon just won another lifetime achievement award. This time it’s the Golden Scammy from the American Society of Philanthropies. The award
Strong Like Bull
September 13, 2016 So Baby DonDon keeps getting asked why he respects dictators so much. People have been pointing to a 2004 Apprentice promo video in which I say, “This
The Slimeathon
September 12, 2016 Folks, it happens to everyone and yesterday it happened to me. Because of poor staff work—yes, Baby DonDon is man enough to blame someone else—we forgot about
Hillary Replaced by Shape-shifting Alien Lizard (But Don’t Tell Anyone Yet)
September 11, 2016 Baby DonDon had hoped to avoid posting today because I wanted to spend every hour honoring the memory of the hundreds of friends who died in the
Is That a Fact?
September 9, 2016 Oh, Baby DonDon loves Facebook. I just love Facebook. Except today. Facebook co-founder Dustin Moskovitz and his wife Cari Tuna have pledged $20 million to save America
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