September 27, 2017
So I congratulated Ray (Roy? RayRay?) Moore on his victory in the Republican primary for senator in Alabama. RoyRoy said he really liked me but he loved God more.
WTF?
He told me I had to give God a bigger role in government, perhaps make him part of my cabinet. Looks like Tom Price may be leaving on a jet plane soon, he said. What? Why?
He said God is amazing. How else explain that a scmbag like me got elected president?
Anything else, RayRoy?
Yes, he said. I am God’s messenger. I am the smiter in chief. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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