March 30, 2017
Hey, what can I say, Super Baby DonDon has been busy so I’ve been out of touch. I’ve been on a 10-day Taco Bowl cleanse. Intense!! Cleans you out like nobody’s business. Christ, I’ve been flowing like the Rio Grande.
Speaking of liquids, can that Devin Nunes carry water or what? Unfortunately, my Gunga Din got caught getting his don’t-look-there-look-HERE distractifatory info from the White House, so now people are attacking him for conducting the most obvious cover-up in history. (Sorry, Devin, that title will always belong to me.) Frank Bruni of the New York Times said Rep. Nunes might be a “complete boob.” Folks, I know one or TWO things about boobs and, from where I sit, Devin the Incomplete looks a little light in the lingerie. Bruni also quoted some asswipe as saying of Nunes that “No one is asking him to bring the potato salad to the Mensa picnic.”
Does anyone even know what that means? Elitist idiots. Nunes went to the College of the Sequoias, which is, like, one of the best colleges named for sequoias.
Look you Timesbaggers, when I change the libel laws, you’ll be sorry.
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