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Eric

June 12, 2017

So last week, on the day the awful lefty rag Forbes ran a story outing me for profiteering on my son Eric’s cancer kids charity, Eric went on Hannity and said Democrats were “not even people.” Wow. And I thought only Don Jr. was the jackboot psycho killer type.

Props to Eric for nailing the Dems as the reality-obsessed assholes they are. Still, I wonder if Eric is our best messenger on this. He looks weak, right, a little like a gerbil? Does he even have a chin? He’s got a Mitch McConnell “I misplaced my chin” kind of look, like he’s searching under the sofa cushions trying to find it. (It’s right next to my “tapes,” Eric.)

Who should be our point person on this? Jeff Sessions? Well, Jeff’s going to be busy with our prisoner outreach program soon, so we may need someone else. Barron?

Hey, Super Baby DonDon fan, are you available?

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Andrew Feinberg

Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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