There Will Be Blud

June 30, 2017

So Morning Joe and Mika the Shrieka accused me of packing five lies into a very short tweet about them. What do I have to say for myself?

Well, I am honored to be called such a profishhunt liar. I would rather be profishhunt like me than defishhunt like them.

Then on the same piece of crap show witch I know longer watch, Donnie Deutsch called me mentally ill. Not true, not true, you sheep molester!! I just can’t spel and that makes me so angree. So my staff says my speling would improve if I red more. Nothing makes me more angree than being told to reed more! If Kim Jong-un ever does that, there will be blud.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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