The Tale of the Tape

May 13, 2017

So I know what’s on your mind after I threatened James “I’m Not Your Homey” Comey that there might be tapes of our conversations. Why would a pathological liar tape his conversations? Couldn’t that boomerang on Super Baby DonDon and cause even some of his dumbest supporters and various Huckabee spawn to doubt him?

Well, I guess it could—if I didn’t have someone helping me with the tapes. As it happens, I’ve got the best tape doctor on the planet. And here he is! Dr. Whackjob!

So, beware everybody. If you’re talking to me, I might have a tape recording of what was said.

And what wasn’t said.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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