The Klan and Judge Gorsuch

February 1, 2017

No, Judge Neil Gorsuch wasn’t in the Klan—as far as I know. But my Daddy was. And my Dad and I discriminated against “the blacks” when they tried to rent from us. And now my top adviser is a rip-snortin’, burn-it-down, I-love-Goldman-Sachs white nationalist. So what I’m talking here is continuity.

Now, Judge Gorsuch’s mom Anne was a real endangered species ball-buster. Ronald Reagan made her head of the EPA and she tried her best to destroy the agency. Eventually, she was held in contempt of Congress—hey, I have total contempt for Congress!—and was forced to resign.

So not only is Judge Gorsuch almost as bright as Super Baby DonDon but he has a great pedigree. He knows the outdoors and he knows how to lay waste to the outdoors. He wants to finish the job his momma started. He will help gut the EPA and that is so important.

It all comes down to this: If God didn’t want every acre in the world to be developed, why would he have created so much cement?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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