Porn Stars Are Like Sheep. They Lie.

January 19, 2018

So Stormy Daniels allegedly said I liked to be spanked with a copy of Forbes that had a picture of me and two of my kids on the cover.

This is a grotesque lie. It was a copy of Fortune.

I have a fortune. I don’t have a forbes. Lying asswipe bitchturd. Never going to show you my underwear again.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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