July 15, 2016 So yes, yes, yes, I thought of voting against Pence after I voted for him. If you had spent hours talking to him and his dipstick family,
Super Baby DonDon is Your Leader. Bow Down Before Me!
I have an incredible mind, the best mind. Where's my Nobel Prize, God dammit? Oh, that's for later. Anyway, this site will tell you things about me that even I don't know. We're going to have a lot of fun together messing with the country.
The Bernie Bros
July 15, 2016 Bernie Sanders supporters should vote for me. After all, Bernie is a man and Baby DonDon is da man, so that’s a natural connection. And Hillary is
True Lies
July 14, 2016 Baby DonDon is upset, so upset I won’t even explain why Mike “Call Me Mike” Pence is an even better choice for veep than Dan Quayle. My
Veep Creep
July 14, 2016 Okay, you lousy Democrats and Chinese manipulators, I’m calling you out. There will be a freakin’ heat wave to coincide with my convention, and I know you’re
More Discipline, Please
July 13, 2016 So the family and I are spending the day schmoozing with Mike “Call Me Mike” Pence, the Newtster and Cwis Cwistie. Sometimes life just sucks, you know?
Poisoned Ivy
July 12, 2016 Can you believe it? Over 2,000 people connected to Wharton just sent me a horrible letter saying they reject my use of my “education at Wharton as
Nixon’s the One
July 12, 2016 So I was rereading TrumpNation: The Art of Being the Donald and again saw this awful stuff written by a phlegmwad who lives in Idaho: “Just try
Slave to Fashion
July 11, 2016 So that douchewaffle Chris Cilizza has a story in today’s Washington Post titled “Trump is making a real mess of his campaign.” Am not, am not, you
Poop Happens
July 11, 2016 Let’s talk about conspiracy theories. I love ‘em. Don’t you? They remind me of when Mommy used to come into Baby DonDon’s bedroom to tell me a
Cleveland Without Diapers
July 8, 2016 As I gear up for the convention, I can’t help thinking back to that day 13 months ago when I came down the escalator to announce my
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