Nothing to See Here, Episode 237

September 13, 2017

So Politico has an article saying that during the transition from dark, dingy, ugly government to bright, white beautiful government, Mike Flynn was trumpeting a plan to build dozens of nuclear reactors all over the Middle East. But Flynn didn’t disclose that the people behind the plan paid him at least $25,000.

So? WTF?

What would really scare Super Baby DonDon is if Mueller found out that we had plans to build a Trump Tower on top of each of the reactors. My back of the envelope math says each tower could save me about $11 trillion a year on energy costs, for total savings of about $250 trillion. That would make me the richest person—hey, the richest country—in the world. Christ, I’m soiling myself with delight.

This is why I’m protecting Mike Flynn. I NEED to build these towers. Oops, I made messy again.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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