June 30, 2017
Did you hear that I’m sending the Feds into Chicago because of all the shootings? You bet.
Jeff “Is That a Pistol in Your Pocket?” Sessions and I know that the cause of all the shootings is a shortage of guns. People are shooting other people to get their guns. So each Federal agent will be bringing 100 guns, which should help solve the problem. But the police will still be allowed to shoot unarmed people, which is as it should be.
And then we can come to your town. As long as I have one gun left for Mika and Joe.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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