It Sucks to Be Me

July 18, 2017

Oh sweet Jesus, my only semi-awful Trumpcare bill is now DOA. American patients were supposed to be DOA, not my semi-beautiful bill!

And today the formerly boot-licking Wall Street Journal has turned on me bigly. The WSJ says the only chance I have to survive politically is to practice “radical transparency. This includes my taxes!!

But we’re already radically transparent. With previous administrations, you often didn’t know if they were lying or telling the truth. With my administration, you know!!

That is my gift to you, the American people. Oh, and Rupert, when you pose naked on the front page of the WSJ, I’ll consider releasing my taxes.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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