I Think I May Get Warts

February 14, 2017

Christ. I just called Melania and heard she was out and not expected back for many hours. Great. Here I am on Valentine’s Day hanging out at the White House with Pepe the Frog. I think I’m going to get warts.

And tomorrow the White House will probably turn green.

Maybe the Irish will like that on St. Patrick’s Day. If I’m here that long.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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