I Just Got the World’s Biggest Stiffie!

July 19, 2017

As you know, I have won many awards for stiffing contractors, including a Lifetime Stiffie for bankrupting small businesses. But this latest honor, wow, I hardly have words to express my delight.

I have received the world’s largest stiffie for trying to take healthcare away from millions of my voters! But, and this is the beauty part, I’m telling them their healthcare is going to get better! Can you believe it? Obviously, the award is on the come, because we haven’t taken away anybody’s healthcare yet. But we’re tryin’!

Folks, as I told all my kids, if you’re not lyin’, you’re not tryin’.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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