September 4, 2016
I know you follow this site because you love Baby DonDon. Baby DonDon appreciates that. So the obvious question is: how much money should you give to the Baby DonDon campaign?
It’s a good question. It is, arguably, the best question. My close black friend Dr. Ben Carson—my African-American!—believes in tithing, so it might make sense to give me 10% of your income or 10% of your net worth, whichever is larger.
Legally, of course, you can only give me $2,700 per person. But you can give an unlimited amount to my America Sucks Super PAC. Unlimited is good. Baby DonDon likes unlimited.
I can do great things with your money, things far greater than you can do with your money. So, really, shouldn’t your money be my money instead?
Thank you.
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