June 5, 2017
Oh, were Joe and Mika mean to Super Baby DonDon this morning. They made fun of me for saying my travel ban was a “travel ban,” which they think will hurt the ban’s chances of being upheld by the Supreme Court.
What? That makes no sense.
And to think I volunteered to officiate at their wedding. And that I even offered to serve as Joe’s fluffer for their wedding night.
But not anymore! I rescind my offer. I fluff for no one! (But it’s, like, almost sex, so I could change my mind.)
Did you see that I was brave enough to lie about what the Muslim mayor of London said following the Saturday night terror attack in London? Do you know how much strength it takes to lie so baldly?
And then I wrote him a poem:
“You to ban
Me the man.”
I hear that lots of liberals are buying Depends so that on Thursday they don’t miss a word of James Comey’s testimony. Hey, liberals, given what I have planned for the country, I’d keep wearing the diapers even after Comey is done lying his ass off.
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