Don’t Follow the Money

March 11, 2018

To clarify, people, to clarify: Michael Cohen, my lawyer and body man, carried the $130,000 in a wheelbarrow from the living to the bedroom, where it was given to Stormy Daniels, a naked woman I’ve never heard of. I do remember the wheelbarrow, however.

This is why we keep going for injunctions against Stormy Daniels, who has very ample breasts that I’ve never seen. We’re afraid she has photos of the wheelbarrow, which is Super Baby DonDon’s favorite toy (not counting Stormy Daniels).

Super Baby DonDon loves his wheelbarrow.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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