March 11, 2018
To clarify, people, to clarify: Michael Cohen, my lawyer and body man, carried the $130,000 in a wheelbarrow from the living to the bedroom, where it was given to Stormy Daniels, a naked woman I’ve never heard of. I do remember the wheelbarrow, however.
This is why we keep going for injunctions against Stormy Daniels, who has very ample breasts that I’ve never seen. We’re afraid she has photos of the wheelbarrow, which is Super Baby DonDon’s favorite toy (not counting Stormy Daniels).
Super Baby DonDon loves his wheelbarrow.