You’re Darn Tootin’, I’ll Hug Vlad Putin!

July 3, 2017 On Friday I’m going to meet one-on-one with Putin while the world holds its breath. Suggestion: stock up on adult diapers now! Gonna go down in history

The Fall of Mikhail Flynnskikorsakov

February 15, 2017 So many of you out there are rushin’ to judgment about why we tossed aside Mikhail Flynnskikorsakov like an empty bottle of Stoli. Relax, folks. It’s simple.

Moscow Home Movies

January 10, 2017 So tonight the New York Times reports that the intelligence agency chiefs who briefed me last week mentioned some unsubstantiated reports that Russia had collected “compromising and