January 3, 2018 So I just told that fat ugly midget asswipe Rocket Putz that my nuclear button was bigger. My big new idea is that every day from now
September 20, 2017 Oh, Super Baby DonDon was so presidential at the U.N. yesterday. Tough, but fair. Crazed, but pointed. But I left this out, you short, fat, stupid dickhead
April 4, 2017 So that ugly pissant dwarf L’il Dong-un of North Korea just tested another ICBM. But he won’t do it again if he knows what’s good for him.
March 19, 2017 So my farm team Goldman Sachs just issued this super-secret report on the stock market titled “We’re All Gonna Die!” They say they are bearish “because we