Banned on the Run

November 14, 2017

Okay, okay, so you guys think it’s a big deal that Roy Moore was banned from going to the Gadsden Mall in the 1980s. Well, he was not banned for abusing young girls. No, he was banned for shoplifting.

For shoplifting pussy.

Nothing to see here, folks, nothing at all. We love you Roy!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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