August 31, 2016
Huevos rancheros, amigos, Baby DonDon is heading down Mexico way to meet with Mexico president Enrique Pena Burrito. I’m bringing 10 Trump Tower Grill taco bowls and 23 Mexican illegals. Remember, kids, never arrive at an important social event empty-handed.
What do I expect to get? Votes, primarily. Maybe I can fool President Burrito into thinking I respect his country and that might help me fool Hispanics. I will try very hard not to insult President Burrito. Actually, what I do respect is Mexico’s ability to send us its worst people. It’s a tough world out there and Mexico is tougher than we are.
When I return, I will outline my new, not-so-new, could-be-new, should-it-be-new? immigration policy/plan/scheme/bucket list. That will be followed by a 180 on Friday, a 180 on Monday and a 270 on Tuesday.
Til then, adios.
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