A Trail of Dead Bodies

January 10, 2018

Was watching Rachel Madcow on MSNBC last night and she said that in his testimony Glenn Simpson of Fusion GPS said one person has already been killed because of the dossier. Thank God, I say. Kill ‘em all! Kill all the hookers! Lying weak-bladdered bitches. Kill all the money launderers! Kill all the people who gave money to Trump!

Kill Putin!

Oh no, Vlad, sorry, I didn’t mean that. I just need a really big body count to not be the Impeach. Gonna build a cemetery on my Scotland golf course for all the bodies. They call it synergy, baby.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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