Paper Towels for Everyone!

 December 24, 2017 Can you believe that someone sent Steve “The Douche” Mnuchin a gift-wrapped box of horse manure for Christmas? Talk about the war against Christmas! Speaking of that,

My New Organization

December 8, 2017 I am so proud to have been named president of Social Conservatives United for Molesters, BadBoys, Asshats and Gaybashers (SCUMBAG). The first candidate we’re backing is Roy