November 12, 2017 So, yes, Super Baby DonDon believes macho man Vladimir Putin when he says Russia never meddled in our elections. And my children—Boris, Svetlana, Lubyanka, Mikhail and little
Month: November 2017
Louis C.K. and Pence
November 10, 2017 Did I ever tell you about the time Louis C.K. came to the Oval? So he waltzes in and says the C.K. in his name is the
Me, Voldemort?
November 8, 2017 So the New York Times said that Ed “The Biggest Loser” Gillespie treated me like Voldemort in the Virginia governor’s race. He refused to say my name!
Wilbur!!
November 7, 2017 So Forbes is saying that Wilbur Ross should never have been on the Forbes 400 list and that he is overstating his wealth by $2 billion. Plus,
Separated at Birth?
November 6, 2017 So we just learned that old Wilbur Ross failed to disclose he is an investor alongside a Russian oligarch and Putin’s son-in-law in a shipping company. Which
Flynnskis
November 5, 2017 So NBC is reporting this morning that Bob Mueller has enough evidence to indict both Mike Flynn and his idiot son, Mike “The Idiot Son” Flynn. Mike,
Oops
November 4, 2017 So I told my staff I wanted to learn a Japanese phrase to impress my hosts tonight. “Teach me how to say, ‘Is there dog in that
Not Angry, Screw You
November 3, 2017 So the failing New York Times wrote this piece saying I was enraged by the indictments of these people whose names I don’t even know and a
My Big Mistake
November 2, 2017 As you know, Super Baby DonDon has never had a drink. Well, this has been a mistake. Today I’m going to start drinking. I may never stop.
Impeachment I Can Believe In
November 1, 2017 So I was reading Vanity Fair today and I got a genius idea worthy of my large KFC bucket of IQ points. My former aide Sam Nunberg
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