November 30, 2017 Do not tweet in prison. What, no tweeting? Well, you can try tweeting, but if you tweet racist lies you’ll offend someone on your cell block and
November 29, 2017 Don’t join a gang in prison, Super Baby DonDon. What, no gang? No gang. But there are so many great white nationalist gangs in prison, led by
November 28, 2017 Make friends with your cellmate. If he says he’s John Smith, then you’re Pocahontas. Soon you’ll be yelling, “I’m Pocahontas!” and having barrels of fun with lots
November 26, 2017 Super Baby DonDon, my lawyers are saying, you and your friends and family are all going to prison. What about the pardon? Not for state crimes. So
November 23, 2017 You are the grateful people. And you have a lot to be grateful for. Me!!! Okay, pass the white meat.
November 19, 2017 So this asshat Crain’s reporter Aaron Elstein says the numbers I presented about the value of my business “are just flagrantly untrue.” So, little Aaron, there’s this
November 15, 2017 Did you hear me keep saying in Asia that I had “strong” relationships with some very “strong” Asian leaders, like that brilliant singer, Rodrigo Duterte of the
November 14, 2017 Roy Moore to abandon Senate race, will join touring company of Sweeney Todd playing Judge Turpin.
November 14, 2017 Okay, okay, so you guys think it’s a big deal that Roy Moore was banned from going to the Gadsden Mall in the 1980s. Well, he was
November 13, 2017 Folks, I was so touched by the hospitality of Don Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippines strongman. “Don Trump,” he said, “I am sorry that that I have such