August 20, 2017 Fake news! Fake news! Fake news! Yes, Super Baby DonDon’s Dad was in the Klan, but I never was. I asked for a family discount rate on
August 20, 2017 So Rolling Stone has this two-page story on my drill-them-a-new-one minion, Sebastian Gorka. Two pages, that’s so long! I usually don’t read anything that can’t fit on
August 18, 2017 Super Baby DonDon hates being president. The only thing that will make me feel better is if you stay at my hotels and order six bottles of
August 17, 2017 I ask Congress to authorize the spending of $1 trillion on new Confederate monuments. Most of the monuments will be placed in urban centers in the north
August 17, 2017 You want to see me gone? Oh, yeah? Word is that if Mike Pence replaces me he will pick Texas Rep. Blake Farenthold (shown here) as VP.
August 17, 2017 Oh, they’re getting rid of all those beautiful Confederate statues, statues as beautiful as Vivien Leigh before she went bonkers. Slavery was the only way to guarantee
August 16, 2017 I have taken David Duke’s suggestion and renamed the Bully Pulpit the Bigot Spigot. #WhiteManintheWhiteHouse
August 16, 2017 Watching the morning shows and I want to thank EVERYONE who didn’t mention that I was a lying douchebag birther from 2011 to 2016. My big worry
August 15, 2017 Talked to many, many, many world leaders after my glorious press conference and I now know how to say “scumbag” in 67 languages.
August 14, 2017 So The Mooch is going to be on Stephen Colbert tonight. He’s been going after Steve Bannon big-time and I have ordered Steve to watch Colbert tonight