May 18, 2017 Super Baby DonDon is very mad and very sad. I am mad that my dickdrop deputy AG Rod Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller as a special counsel to
Month: May 2017
I Don’t Want to Go to Prison
May 17, 2017 Super Baby DonDon is scared. I thought this job would be easy, that I could just BS my way through it as I had with everything else.
Why I Said What I Said
May 16, 2017 Oh, get a life you dickturnips! I can disclose whatever I want to the Russians. I can show them anything I want. Here’s how it happened in
The Tale of the Tape
May 13, 2017 So I know what’s on your mind after I threatened James “I’m Not Your Homey” Comey that there might be tapes of our conversations. Why would a
I Need to Get My Pump Primed, That I Can Tell You
May 12, 2017 It is so fake news to say I didn’t invent the phrase “prime the pump.” All those 19th and 20th century citations of the phrase are false
Factually Starved?
May 11, 2017 In today’s Washington Post (hey, owner Jeff Bezos, there’s a $1 trillion tax bill in your future—just sayin’) there is a new horrible article saying many of
Three Stooges
May 10, 2017 Picking a new head for the FBI will be tough. I need someone loyal. I need a stooge. But it is a big, big job. I may
New Head of the FBI
May 9, 2017 Got rid of Comey. Phew. Thought I was going to have to have him killed. So awkward. Good hitmen are so expensive. So—and I want your help
The New Benedict Arnold
May 9, 2017 The traitor is Forbes! How could Forbes, the magazine with the wonderful “We love rich dickwads” motto, do this to me? In a story in the current
Eco-Orgasms
May 7, 2017 So I was talking with EPA destroyer Scott “Go Frack Yourself” Pruitt and I asked about all those recent earthquakes in Oklahoma, a state that didn’t have
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