Whatever Happened to Trumpstercare?

March 16, 2017 At first, my White House seemed proud to call our health care plan Trumpstercare or even the more accurate Dumpstercare. Now my lackeys are out there calling

Along Came a Spider

March 9, 2017 So I was in my playroom pulling the legs off 100 spiders  when my consigliere Steverino entered. He was muttering, “Designated survivor, designated survivor. Designated survivor? Yes,