https://www.thenation.com/article/the-unbelievable-baby-man/ Yes, I am going to make America great again. I don’t think anything can make The Nation great again.
Month: January 2017
Golden Rules
January 18, 2017 Another poem: When Natasha and Svetlana get me in bed I tell them what ghostbuster Egon Spengler said Ladies, you are the stuffed blini babes
That’s Disgusting! I Deny Everything!
January 17, 2017 A little more verse from Super Baby DonDon: I deny ever having had a golden shower That’s not the way we studly men roll in Trump
Golden Dreams
January 16, 2017 When I come home, I give my wife a deep, passionate kiss And then, praise Jesus, my Melania begins to piss.
Change I Can Believe In
January 16, 2017 Let’s start the day with a little poetry: Gaze upon him, the man of the hour, He’s busy getting a golden shower Yes, His Exalted Super Baby
Inaugural Preview for the Squeamish
So I’m hearing some of you on the wrong side of my landslide will skip my inaugural address. You may be busy getting a golden shower at that time or
Comey is my Homey!
January 13, 2017 Let’s hear it for Jim Comey! They’re going to investigate this guy? How unfair. Just because when he should go left he swerves right. He’s an outstanding
Thanks, Natasha!
January 12, 2017 Those Moscow tapes are the ultimate in fake news—almost as bad as CNN—but I think you should know that award-winning prostitute Natasha said I gave her the
Moscow Home Movies
January 10, 2017 So tonight the New York Times reports that the intelligence agency chiefs who briefed me last week mentioned some unsubstantiated reports that Russia had collected “compromising and
Not Beating Around the Bush
January 9, 2017 So, to help out my old pal, I granted an interview to Billy Bush for the pilot of his new show, Bushwhacked. Here’s an excerpt: Q: When
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