First Journalist Kill

January 30, 2017 It is with great pride and humility—ah, screw the humility—that I announce my latest executive order making fact-checking a capital crime. When people fact-check a president, this

You All Lie! You Big Bunch of Babies!

January 22, 2017 People are saying my Inauguration crowd was as small as my hands. They lie! Especially the media. At the CIA yesterday, I said that journalists are “the