October 9, 2016 Yes, many people have been dumping on Baby DonDon since that Access Hollywood tape leaked on Friday, but Baby DonDon is fighting back. I have contacted 43
Month: October 2016
My Debate with Melania
October 8, 2016 Sheepishly, I made my way to Melania’s gilded home office. She glared at me with that Eastern European supermodel stare of superiority—the Slovenian Sneer. My immense manhood
My Debate with Gary Johnson
October 7, 2016 Roger Ailes and Steve Bannon took me aside and said, “Baby DonDon, we have an idea.” “Call me Mr. Baby DonDon.” They said that because I suck
Oh, Mar-a-Lago, My Mar-a-Lago!
October 6, 2016 Oh, this is so monumentally unfair! Not only am I falling further behind in the polls by the hour, but now Hurricane Matthew is bearing down on
Drop Your Pence
October 5, 2016 Folks, did you see the VP debate last night? Wake up, people, wake up. Actually, it wasn’t quite the snooze fest I envisioned. For most of the
Do You Have STAMINA? In Capital Letters?
October 4, 2016 Well, the day has finally arrived for the Mike “Could You Repeat the Question” Pence/Tim Kaine debate. I will be live-blogging during the event, desperately trying
Why I Leaked My Taxes
October 2, 2016 Yeah, crazy like a fox. Baby DonDon is so smart. I had my team leak my own taxes and now we will all blame Hillary and the
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